Terrified by the "black dog" running loose in Whitby, and not prepared to wait for Xui to collect him, our lovable rogue Roland Poland seeks sanctuary on a Norwegian trawler - destination Trondheim.
He writes to his half-brother Malcolm
Am working at a fish processing factory owned by my new friend
Having fun by putting extra salt in the fish bits going for cat food -
what do you think, Malc - that should make them thirsty!
Here is the page in his travel book I have made for him. We have included Ibsen, Grieg and The Scream, all of which have impacted on our lives at some time or another.